Dodge, my delightful 4 year old, said something hilarious the other day.
I had brought home yet another machine to add to my ever-changing collection.
I hauled it in and put it in the hall (with the three newest machines in my menagerie. I saw him looking at them all, thinking. Finally he said, "If we get any more sewing machines we won't be able to walk around the house and they will CRUSH us!"
Hmm. Maybe 9 sewing machines is a little excessive...